Have you ever tried to count the stars
Like we are going on moon and mars ...they will come to earth...
Without the emulat, he could not return home...
He was alone thinking how to go home...
Sorry but I raised my hand first...
I am a big fan...
I need some money keep this watch...
It's housefull you can't buy the ticket...
One man is there selling ...black market ticket's..
Because of these people our country suffers..
You stay here I will be back...
Hello
These old men nowday's
I am from pakistan
What happen
Nothing
Because I am from Pakistan ...you got angry
Come ...I'll take leave
Thank you
Calm down mom I will tell you everything ...in detail
Whats his name ...he is a muslim
Yes.he is studying here his family is in pakistan
Why you want to kill yourself
This boy will betray you
He will not betray me
He will not marry you he will have sex with you
He will run away.if you stay one night there our relationship is gone.
Press the delte button
And erase him from your system
What happen
will you marry me?
But what happen yes or no?
Tomorrow we are getting married
don't try to contact me
I came back but dad did not want me at home
ijoined a news channel
you go iam coming
why are you giveing this out
I cant even find them
don't know where they are
have you seen him?
“O0
why are you weareing this helmat
this yellow colour can be seen from far away
they say that animals don't commit sucide
this dog tried to commit sucide
what happen jaqgu?
We will keep on talking but after this break
YOU want some coffee
what do you want to show
I met a man who was giveing out this on the streets
he is looking for god
looking for good is not news if you find god thats news
what has happen to you
here are 3 marks should I show you
its your daddys friend he did it
since than I decied not to get into religon n all
welcome back as we were talking
stop 51209--
thief thief get him
you were trying to steal
I was puttin some money inside n my purse fell in it
he was helping me to take it out
if you want you can check it
thats my money
you have given donation to god
let them go
what were you doing there
now I don't wear them
why did you put this stickers to save the face
here take this money
listen I don't have anymore money
you need this and you don't have money
with money I cant reach home
where do you stay
come with me I will tell you
stay here
hey see this here
lets go after that car
give me some money
I want to go inside the lockup
I want to meet that man
is this a college canteen
this is a lockup only people go in who commit crime
I don't take bribe
its illegal thats why iam giveing you
I want to know about you will you tell me
why? coz iam a tv reporter
ask me whatever you want to ask
whats your name? I don't have a name
they call me pk pk
What do you do for a living
what do you do? iam an astronaut
those that go to the moon
I was on the moon
Which is your favourite planet
when its night time than its up there
if they don't get the signal no one will come to take me
open the door I want to go home
iam not a thief everyone says this
where is pandeyji? he has gone out
in 6hrs you learnt the whole bhojpuri
a guy took me with him s o I learnt all
no one wears clothes from where iam
that day I understood that everyone is like us
don't know why everyone was laughing at me
than I came to know that man n woman have different clothes
than I knew this money is a big thing to me
thank I started collecting this old mans phots
yes give this n take this
SOMEONE HIT HIM AND RANAWAY
are you deaf
he is not answering
do you remember anything
come lets go
what that guy was saying I couldnt understand
lost memoery so you forgot about man and woman..
See this license sex : male
I wanted to go home so I had to hold on someones hand
don't hold hands in open
dent put your We 'm danger
don't get sad come with me come
hold hands or legs no one will hit you
people here are very good
take him to the honeymoon room
I took all that she had in her brain for 6hrs
where are you from iam have come a long way
don't call me sister go go...
U came again
I need your help bro u came again
I need your help bro
what has she done to you
its very important lets go fast
he was standing here
he stole my anulet ok if he has sold it he will be caught
I need to go to where? delhi
bro my remote control is stolen
police dosent have time to do all that
its no a tv remote its something else I wore on my neck
that thief came to delhi
there are a lot of people here police are humans n not gods
only god can help you not us
what is god I don't know iam confused
he takes money n heels everyone
whats the difference between the two
both do the same work
god I feeling very hungary give me something to eat
I have lost my necklace I want to go home
looks like the battery is down
no battery there its not working
did you make god
yes with my hands
u made god or god made you
he has made us all I have just made the potrate
why did you make so thya people gould pray
he hears direct
what do I do with this boy
whats your problum my necklace is stolen
I asked god he is not telling me
will god run after the thief
I have given money your work will be done
when will I get my things
if I go he will give my thing to anyone else
I cant find my shoes
wear anyones shoes
He took my payment
name : god full name? don't know that
where it happened at the temple did you give the money in the hand
tell his description
looks like this
are you mad or drunk
why you drink so much that you forget all
go to the church to your god
what did I do I just came here
is there god anywhere here yes go straight
whats in this
I held the hand
Did your husband die
you are wearing white iam getting married
no when someone dies you where white
Your husband's died as well
I am still alive
I found out that there is many god's whom they believe I am still alive
I found out that there is many god's whom they believe
They have all different rule's
Open a business for god
Everyone makes money like 1 company
I had to find out myself ...cos I was curious
What are you doing?
I am seen for a label
Which label
How would I no from witch company
Security
I respect god ...let me offer my prayer to all type's
God What is this...I am confuse
Show me guidance
I ask you for help
Bow down to you ...and ask for help
Ring your bell's ...listen with a loud speaker
Read the geetha,kuran or the bible
Your manager speak all differently
Some say fast on monday ...and some say on tuesday Your manager speak all differently
Some say fast on monday ...and some say on tuesday
Some say after sunset ...and some say after sunrise
People say remove your shoe at thetemple . ..and certain say wear it to church
Which is right and wrong
I don't have a clue
I want to go home
What ever you say ...I am prepared to offer
Return me back to my home please
...Say something
Who can help ...answer my question
Please
God misssing
What are you doing?
I won't let you escape me
It's going to be my entry
Who are you?
I am tiPsY
Is anyone there
No one come's to a toilet
Open the door
I want my remote ...which remote
My spaceship's remote
How many time's must I ask you
I am not from earth ...I come from far
Return my remote ...and I can go back home
Do you understand
I have small children
Give my remote and return to ...your family
Help me please God
You, are asking god to help you?
Help
Hailgoddess
This is god's temple to build ...come and take it
Do you want to check the broken ...key to the temple
Hailgoddess
I found my key
Careful let him come to me
No, come here
What ever you want to say ...come here
God Were are you?
Come to me ...I want to thank you
We met in the toilet
God brought me here ...at my property
By mistake it came to you
And your's gone else were
I will take my property and go
When did you realise you from ...a different planet
Need to check on a doctor
Come Your time is over
This is number
X can fix and appointment
You think my story a lie
Go and save that guy from suicide
How about your father
I need 2 minutes more ...to speak with him
Why in and out every time
Give me 500 and take him with you
When did I speak to about suicide
I hold your hand ...and read your memory
That was your story
Don't speak a lie I must have told you
Speak the truth Madam from were I come ...no lie's
We hold the hand ...and read the brain
Give me your hand
Help me My wife is serious in hospital
I need 500, ill return it back
Please save my wife
Give me your adress ...i'll send you the money by post
No, uncle you keep
Thank you
Uncle keep this 100 ...for a tip
You proved it you can't ...read mind's
That oldman made you a stupid ...he lied to you
There is no hospital near
He took his wife at a 5star hotel It's her birthday
His wife did not go to a 5star
He survive's on pension
Madam we don't lie
It's your wish
I told you I don't speak a lie from were I come from
Did you tell anyone
Did you tell anyone about ...your story
NO
If I had told I'll be behind bar's for good
Why did you tell me
Since I came here ...everyone has taken money from me
And you paid my fee ...5000 to release me
I had a feeling you can be trusted
I will bring you your necklace
How, no idea ...i'll find a solution
My promise you will go return home
Why is it you admiring me
I told you it's a wrong number
How can it be wrong ...I saved it on my mobile
What have you thought
Hello is that room no 4
He is dead
How can piles kill a person
Don't worry I'll write on death certificate he died from heart attack
Come take his body Ok. coming
Why did you speak a lie
He with go to hospital ...and find his friend is alive
He will be full of happiness
This was a wrong number ...So I just was fooling
Tipsie I was joking
I understand the entire plan
Oh god is joking with me
Everyone has a wrong number
I was thinking ...Why god is doing this?
Why must we roll on the floor
We are god's children
With he tell do all kind of job's
Why drop the milk at a stone ...and worship
P.k what is call the right number
How can we feed the milk ..when we can feed the children
He was thinking his and honest man
I did not want to confuse him
I had and idea
I had and idea to get p.k's remote
Who is this pk
Were, what I don't know
If he see's you smoking
He will call up the police ...and say he is commiting suicide
In the packet smoking kill's ...and still you smoke
What do you want to do?
I want pk and the priest to meet
I want to show on television
It will cause a kaos
I already have 3 marks on my bum
You want my left bum to balance
He with explian the public it's ...wrong number
Cherry he is waiting outside
Please meet him
I challenge you ...no answer's you will have for him
Trust me
Brother this fell from your pocket
This is not mine
Kamasutra strawberry flavour
Stop man
It's not mine
Aunty is this your's
What nonsence
Uncle is this your's
Pk come
Come you can ask him the question
What is this This is a condom
It controls the worlds population
How
When someone see's money ...they say it mine
When they see a condom ...they say it's not mine
Will anyone say I am having sex's
At a wedding they play the band
The entire community know's I am having sex's
You got the job
It's your turn to pay back
We with hear his call's
If you think it's a lie Stand up
Make him understand ...his call's are wrong number
He will return my remote
Ok, let us go in
Funding for a temple is great
Open your wallet's and throw the money
Tell me What is the matter
Maharaj my wife is paralise since 6month's
Prabu start with your blessing
Did you here of that place no
It's in the himalaya's
Catch a train
It will take you 8 day's
There is a temple at that place
Your work will be done
He is wrong
This a wrong number
What do you want to say
We all have children
You children come to you ...with problem's
What with you do?
Travel some km far away
And your problem will be solve
If his wife is sick ...pray for her
We all have to die 1 day
Tapesi time is up
Why are you not answering my question
You are a fraud
A common man did not see god
What god want's from us
P.k has a good question
God's manger's prayers are answer'd
NO
Is it coming from god or a fraud
He is a wrong number
How can public solve this matter
P.K has a good point
God's manager's can't prove ...what they are? So we can't support them
Let us unite
P.K say's that this temple must ...not be built
The remote is his property
What is in your pocket
Do you smoke
Yes You must be drink to
Sometime's
You drink and smoke ...knowing that it's a danger to health
Government allow's you
Poison is made in these factory
No one question's the government
We want to build a temple ...why so many question's
Speak to the person who want's to stop the temple from being built
Who is p.k
Is he parvez khan
Go and question p.k
What is his relegion
Someone came here to break our temple
Call your god
He wanted to know my relegion
What kind of a joke is this?
Go ahead ask him
No, need to question my god
We change everyone's dressing
Did you understand
Our connection is about money
He is a sikh with his beard
Remove his cap ...hindu
Wrong number duplicate god
Remove your clothe's let me check
Remove your clothe's and show him
Why are you scared
take him away
Jaggu Stop your noncence
He gave you a name
He gave you name ...and he can snach it away
Father He named me jagit jani
How much money you want
You with get ruined
Thank you
I new a little ...but you made me understand everything
If it's noncence I'll shut my show
Exam's is going on at this college
Everyone is scared
He is afraid
P.K was 1 man asking the question's ...now it's million's will ask the question's
Pick up your mobile
If a wrong number you check ...shoot and send to us
The entire country will have a look at your footage
Pick up the mobile ...and ask the question's
He say's I must become christian
They want to go school
If girl's go to school ...we will be shot
Our god can't be so small
What is written on your hand ...that is what going to happen
Question's are been asked
Everything has stop
Face book and twitter All are negative comment's
The thief stole my remote got caught
He sold my remote to tapasi
His game is over
We tell the thief we want the remote
He did not get the remote at the himalaya's
He is a wrong number
You knew about it all this time
P.K our plan work We get your remote back
Brother
1 last question
One minute
What is this
God say's it's a old key
He say's it's his property
Who are you to snach his dream's
He alway's say wrong number
We want to no ...what is the right number
Tapasi you are right
It was a time I did not even have ...roti to eat
Neither a house
I had no friend's
I had 1 mind track
God
With your correct god
Son this is your's
I agree
You was holding the cat
Child brought you the letter
How did he know to give you the letter
Gave you the letter and you read
Jaggu's call
Hang on I'll call him
Thank you son
Pk you are taking battery's
We don't get it ...but so much
In every tape was my voice
He learnt 1 thing from us is to lie
How baby's are born naked ...he came naked as well
He ask's a lot of question's
1 day he was gone
We are going to land on earth
Been naked is not right
You learn different types of language
I love chicken and fish
It do's not mean they love animal's
What are you looking at
Self defence
THE END